That’s him! That’s the beast! Is he dangerous?! Oh no, he’d never hurt anyone! I know he looks real frightening, but he’s really kind and gentle. He’s my friend. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have feelings for this monster! He’s not the monster, Gaston! You are! Ha! She’s as loony as the old man! Well I’ve hunted wild beasts, and I’ve seen what they can do. This beast will come after your children! He’ll take them in the night! He would never do that! I say we forget the old man! I say, we kill the Beast! We’re not safe until he’s dead. He’ll come stalking us at night. Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite. He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free! So it’s time to take some action, boys. It’s time to follow me! Through the mist, through the wood, through the darkness and the shadows. It’s a nightmare but it’s one exciting ride. Say a prayer and we’re there at the drawbridge of a castle And there’s something truly terrible inside. It’s a beast! He’s got fangs, razor sharp ones. Massive paws, killer claws for the feast. Hear him roar, see him foam. But we’re not coming home ’til he’s dead! Good and dead! Let’s kill the Beast! We’ll lay siege to the castle and bring back his head. Who’s with me?! Light your torch! Mount your horse! Screw your courage to the sticking place! We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood, where within a haunted castle Something’s lurking that you don’t see everyday! It’s a beast! One as tall as a mountain!
We won’t rest ’til he’s good and deceased! Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your
bow! Praise the Lord and here we go! We don’t like what we don’t understand. In fact, it
scares us. And this monster is mysterious at least. Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives! We’ll save our village and our lives! We’ll kill the Beast! Cut down a tree and make it a big
one! Take whatever booty you can find! But remember, the Beast is MINE!! Hearts ablaze! Banners high! We go marching into
battle! Unafraid although the danger just increased. Raise the flag! Sing a song! Here we come, we’re fifty strong! And fifty Frenchman can’t be wrong! Kill the
Beast! Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast! Gaston this place gives me the creeps! Well it does! Shut up! Gaston, I wanna go home!